You’re fathers a Neanderthal. Not even remotely kidding
nevsfam
Looks legit
tiffbitts
oh my sweet baby Jesus that is truly heinous
HopelessBearsFan
Duality of man on full display in these comments lmao
Wasting_Time1234
That’s very acidic. Acid reflux must be frequent
Ivanlangston
The man said NO! You cannot have a pizza, your dad said “yes I fucking can”
Capable-Station296
John3_30
Just needs pineapple
artpile
Where’s the cheese?
Majestic_Self3550
I mean people do eat lunchables without cheese.
_SundaeDriver
Do we have to go dad’s house? Look at what he feeds us.
Self-paced
There’s no cheese….
insane_social_worker
SALT
smallflirtylady
Is it meant to be pizza? I’m unclear.
AdHistorical2491
That’s a… pizza…..?
No-Sugar3396
I would personally eat the fuck out of this 👍
ComfortableCup328
I eat this sometimes when I’m feeling nostalgic
uglyyygurl_
No chez? 🙁 it wouldn’t of been as bad
Calm-Conference9884
Almost
VirtuesVice666
We men can make dinner out of a field mouse’s decaying carcass and an old warm coca cola
amani121
That’s too tomatoey man
Westaufel
Cool, but where is the mozzarella?
Redman-Syndrome
Lactose intolerant?
Cool-Role-6399
Can we please have the name and list of ingredients of such culinary experience?
Pdiddily710
Hey, tomato paste is a step up from the ketchup I thought he used! lol
Euphoric_Judge_8761
Looks like lunchly
Winter_Mention_6168
The full ingredient list:
-Sliced canned tomatoes
-Flour tortillas
-Tomato paste
-Turkey pepperoni
-Salt/pepper
*plot twist* He narrates audiobooks, so you might’ve heard his voice before without knowing of his heinous kitchen crimes.
ballsnbutt
yikes
presidentkokoro
That’s next level lunchables, the tomato paste is where I would have pulled the plug on this idea.
Not even sure cheese can save this, but I’d try some of this with some cheese. I really don’t like it when food goes to waste.
vikingrrrrr666
Not mad at it, and have eaten similar many times before 🤣
Ok_Wasabi_9512
Wow, hope he had rolaids and nexium on hsnd.
Crystal_Violet_0
I’ll have double tomato pepperoni, hold the cheese.
Natural_Argument9910
You can tell he has NEVER cooked anything ever
h3llok1ttygothgirl
Omg this is like the worst I’ve seen here
h3llok1ttygothgirl
This would be delicious if it were actual pizza sauce, cheese and seasonings. None of the tomato slice bs. Otherwise yum
Barndogal
I worked at dominos for 3 years and not once did I ever not look down on people who attempt cheeseless pizza. Idc what your situation is go eat something else lmao. It’s like ordering a burger and saying sub any meat just gimme lettuce and bun. Or lemme get the spaghetti and meat balls but remove anything tomato.
Ranzoid
It needs some type of cheese.
The_Growl
I was expecting the second image to be cooked food, but no, that’s the whole meal I guess.
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Is he okay? Like seriously..
You’re fathers a Neanderthal. Not even remotely kidding
Looks legit
oh my sweet baby Jesus that is truly heinous
Duality of man on full display in these comments lmao
That’s very acidic. Acid reflux must be frequent
The man said NO! You cannot have a pizza, your dad said “yes I fucking can”
Just needs pineapple
Where’s the cheese?
I mean people do eat lunchables without cheese.
Do we have to go dad’s house? Look at what he feeds us.
There’s no cheese….
SALT
Is it meant to be pizza? I’m unclear.
That’s a… pizza…..?
I would personally eat the fuck out of this 👍
I eat this sometimes when I’m feeling nostalgic
No chez? 🙁 it wouldn’t of been as bad
Almost
We men can make dinner out of a field mouse’s decaying carcass and an old warm coca cola
That’s too tomatoey man
Cool, but where is the mozzarella?
Lactose intolerant?
Can we please have the name and list of ingredients of such culinary experience?
Hey, tomato paste is a step up from the ketchup I thought he used! lol
Looks like lunchly
The full ingredient list:
-Sliced canned tomatoes
-Flour tortillas
-Tomato paste
-Turkey pepperoni
-Salt/pepper
*plot twist*
He narrates audiobooks, so you might’ve heard his voice before without knowing of his heinous kitchen crimes.
yikes
That’s next level lunchables, the tomato paste is where I would have pulled the plug on this idea.
Not even sure cheese can save this, but I’d try some of this with some cheese. I really don’t like it when food goes to waste.
Not mad at it, and have eaten similar many times before 🤣
Wow, hope he had rolaids and nexium on hsnd.
I’ll have double tomato pepperoni, hold the cheese.
You can tell he has NEVER cooked anything ever
Omg this is like the worst I’ve seen here
This would be delicious if it were actual pizza sauce, cheese and seasonings. None of the tomato slice bs. Otherwise yum
I worked at dominos for 3 years and not once did I ever not look down on people who attempt cheeseless pizza. Idc what your situation is go eat something else lmao. It’s like ordering a burger and saying sub any meat just gimme lettuce and bun. Or lemme get the spaghetti and meat balls but remove anything tomato.
It needs some type of cheese.
I was expecting the second image to be cooked food, but no, that’s the whole meal I guess.
I legit thought this sad Dad’s Last Dinner 😭
Our dads should meet up and have a cook off.
Before cooking, right? Right?
I wonder if this recipe works with bagels?🤔
How long will he be in prison??